This is the conversation I heard as a "fly-on-the-wall" in the van on the way to church between Summer (15) and Dylan (13):
S: Aaaaahhhhh! There's a spider. Kill it, Dylan!!
D: Squish it.
S: With what? You do it.
D: I can't. I can't even reach.
S: Give me your shoe.
SMACK SMACK
S: Aaaaahhhhh!! It dropped down. Where is it?
Moments later. . . .
S: Aaaahhhhh!! There it is again.
D: Look! There's another one-- in the corner of the window.
S: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!
SMACK SMACK
D: You are the worst spider killer EVER!
Don't drop my shoe
SMACK SMACK
S: Did I get it?
SMACK SMACK
D: You have to squish it. Put my shoe down the crack.
Its probably poisonous.
You're going to die from the poisonous spider 'cuz you are the worst spider killer EVER!!
The spider lives on. . . . .
3 comments:
Summer you are too hilarious!!
Funny!!!! And where is that spider anyway?
And you don't care about the spider living in the van?! Yikes
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